My journal exists for one reason and one reason only: TAX FRAUD.

I know you were expecting something like 'baring my soul by sharing my innermost thoughts as no man has ever done before' or 'bringing about the end of all oppression through inspiring and uplifting prose,' but no. That's ridiculous and silly and, quite frankly, beneath me.

But hiding income from the government? Well hot damn, now that's a worthwhile pursuit.

Friends only but whatever.